The End of Days

Seriously. Though I'm usually the first one to put a stop to all those people that think the end is nigh. Because people have been predicting the end of the world since the beginning time. And if science has taught me anything we still have about a good 5 billion years before the sun explodes. But lately I've noticed signs of the pending Apocalypse. And I have proof. Actual physical evidence that time draws near for the end of life as we know it on this planet. Strange Love. Yes, the VH1 reality show that follows the flourishing romance of Flavor Flav and Brigitte Nielson. And no I don't watch the show. I watch a lot of VH1 Soul (all videos all the time) and saw the commercials. Paid it no mind. Just though it was strange. Then I catch a glimpse of the show one weekend afternoon of channel surfer. And watching Flav and Brigitte snuggled up on the bed in nothing but bath robes has scarred my retinas. There are things you see that you can't unsee. Surreal indeed.